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myvillainacademy2019-09-16 11:56 am
allforevil) wrote in myvillainacademy2019-09-16 11:56 am
ORIENTATION
[When you start to stir from your slumber, you awaken to the smell of dust and rotted wood. Your bed is far from comfortable -- lumps in the mattress, a tattered blanket that barely keeps you warm and a pillow almost as hard as a rock-- and you'll immediately see there are others in your room with you.
All of you are confused, surely. "Where am I?" "What place is this?" Questions like that stir through your mind while you take in your surroundings. Something might catch your eye before anything else, though. A coloured chest tied with a bow, a large gift tag is attached to it with your name on it. There's one for everyone in each dorm, and if you open it you'll find:
An old, worn school uniform.
A colourful costume.
And a pamphlet with information about you, about your stay in this Academy, and a map of the layout of the school and the training grounds outside. The descriptions are vague, leaving out important details about your new super powers called "Quirks", a bland description about how you were selected to join the Academy called "VA" (no explanation what it means), and even the map has lame descriptions of locations that don't really give you a good idea of where you're staying.
Before you can start exploring, or chatting away with your neighbors, a voice rings over old intercoms. It sounds low and comforting, like a long lost friend. But there's something about that that feels.. unsettling. A feeling in your gut that this voice was anything but friendly.
"Welcome, students. You must be very confused, but I assure you I'll be able to answer all the questions you have in just a few minutes.
For now, relax, explore, and meet your new classmates who will be staying with you during this semester.
Oh, but..... whatever you do, don't enter the dining room."
The intercom cuts off, leaving you with a cryptic message to think about on top of.. everything else you're dealing with right now.]
All of you are confused, surely. "Where am I?" "What place is this?" Questions like that stir through your mind while you take in your surroundings. Something might catch your eye before anything else, though. A coloured chest tied with a bow, a large gift tag is attached to it with your name on it. There's one for everyone in each dorm, and if you open it you'll find:
An old, worn school uniform.
A colourful costume.
And a pamphlet with information about you, about your stay in this Academy, and a map of the layout of the school and the training grounds outside. The descriptions are vague, leaving out important details about your new super powers called "Quirks", a bland description about how you were selected to join the Academy called "VA" (no explanation what it means), and even the map has lame descriptions of locations that don't really give you a good idea of where you're staying.
Before you can start exploring, or chatting away with your neighbors, a voice rings over old intercoms. It sounds low and comforting, like a long lost friend. But there's something about that that feels.. unsettling. A feeling in your gut that this voice was anything but friendly.
"Welcome, students. You must be very confused, but I assure you I'll be able to answer all the questions you have in just a few minutes.
For now, relax, explore, and meet your new classmates who will be staying with you during this semester.
Oh, but..... whatever you do, don't enter the dining room."
The intercom cuts off, leaving you with a cryptic message to think about on top of.. everything else you're dealing with right now.]
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...Right. [ He should be more used to stupid questions by this point. ]
Oh, um, you wouldn't happen to have seen any color-coded brothers that look like me?
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[ a beat. ]
Not that I've ever collected people before. Obviously.
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[ ... ]
...Don't collect my brothers. They're not worth collecting.
[ JESUS CHORO ]
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... I'll just send them your way, then.
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[ He sighs. ]
Thanks, I guess.
[ They're shitty brothers, but they're his shitty brothers.
And Choro's a piece of shit just like them but shhhh]...Is this even a skit anymore?
[ He mainly says that to himself, but it's still loud enough to be heard. ]
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A... skit?
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...Uh.
[ crap how does he explain this ]
It's, uh, that part of the episode when... it's-- it's when--?
[ ... ]
...This is gonna sound stupid, but I'm actually an anime character?
[ Well... there it is. ]
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Oh, that's fine! I'm a video game character.
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...What.
[ Uh. ]
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...WAIT-- WHAT?! A-A video game character?!
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I-- WHA-- DI-- I-- I've never--!
[ okay okay, he needs to focus here ]
I-I've never heard of that game before! [ He's a big nerd, but not that big a nerd. ]
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I can't say I'm surprised, but we can't all be the big guy in the overalls.